Monday, December 22, 2008

Top Five Arts/Entertainment Events of 2008

This year, I've had the opportunity to see a number of concerts, musicals, cabarets, plays, etc. Listed below are the top five performing arts events that I've seen this year.

Coming in at number 5 is Whizzin'!, a new take on the classic The Wizard of Oz. In this version, Dorothy hailed from a trailer in Hyannis, Massachusetts and lived her weed-growing aunt and uncle. In this version, a virginal Dorothy suffered from some rather embarrassing urinary problems and didn't have ruby slippers, but ruby panties. Filled with lots of comedy and some great songs, Whizzin'! was a trip and one of the best productions by The fab troupe, The Gold Dust Orphans, who previously spoofed The Golden Girls and mounted a full musical production of Cleopatra. Bravo to the Orphans and their fearless leader Ryan Landry for continuing to entertain legions of fans.

At number 4 is the amazing Jimmy James. On my third visit to Provincetown back in September, I was walked along Commercial Street and saw that Jimmy James was still performing in town. I went in to a buy a ticket and met Jimmy's assistant Mick, one of the nicest guys on this planet. Mick gave me a comp ticket and then the next night, I went to see Jimmy James along with my friends Bill, Jim, and Vernon (aka Lady Di). I was speechless by night's end. Jimmy is just a fabulous performer, expertly singing in the voices of divas like Cher, Barbra, Diana Ross, Bette Davis. I can't wait to see Jimmy again. And like Mick, Jimmy James is one of the nicest guys around.

In third position is the amazing Dina Martina. I discovered Dina back in August 2006 and have become a Dina groupie. Dina is just indescribable. She usually wears too tight, too small clothing. She sports quite a cameltoe. And she mangles the English language worse than George W. Bush. But Dina, most of all, is funny as hell with her own takes on classic songs. Check her out here singing "The Greatest Love of All." I love Dina though I may never forgive her for embarrassing me in front of her New York City audience by pointing out the I was looking up her skirt at her "lady parts". How could I not when she was sitting on stage in a tiny mini-skirt with her legs wide open?

And coming in at second is the True Colors concert that we saw in Atlantic City back in June. What an unbelievable concert that lasted something like four hours. Featuring performances by my fave band of all time, The B52s and Cyndi Lauper, and a comedy routine by Rosie O'Donnell, the night was just unforgettable, truly the best concert I've ever seen.

And, finally, in first place...

Wicked, the best musical I've ever seen. Based on the popular Gregory Maguire novel, Wicked tells the story of the Wicked Witch of the West (Elphaba) and Glinda the Good Witch. The show is just amazing. From the beautiful, towering set, to the fab costumes, to amazing performances, to the beautiful music. I was touched and mesmerized from start to finish. I was fortunate enough to see the show three times this year: in March with friends Deb and John; then a few days later with my mom, sister-in-law Janet, niece Keri, and Eric; and then in July by myself. I still remember clasping hands with Deb during the song "For Good"...wanting to get up and boogie during "Dancing Through Life"....being in awe during "No One Mourns the Wicked"...feeling the triumph of "Defying Gravity". Wicked...the best musical ever!

There were lots of other highlights in 2008, including another favorite drag queen Miss Richfield 1981. Check out Miss Richfield and Cashetta on a cruise as they encounter Pepe.




Sunday, December 14, 2008

My Published Writings (as of April 2009)


MOVIE REVIEWS (Edge Publications)



Adrift in the Land of Plenty


The Slow Fix (New!! Added on 4/18/09)

Uncle Bobby's Wedding

MUSIC REVIEWS (Edge Publications)

Dave Koz, At the Movies

Dave Koz Greatest Hits

Howard Sings Ashman

The Kinsey Sicks, Sicks! Sicks! Sicks!

TELEVISION REVIEWS (Edge Publications)

Prisoner: Cell Block H

INTERVIEWS/PROFILES (Edge Publications)

Dina Martina


Philadelphia Gay Men's Chorus

FICTION

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Parlor Nominated for a Pushcart Prize and the storySouth Million Writers Award

To Hell and Back, Toasted Cheese

Friday, September 26, 2008

Irony

About 5 1/2 years ago, in April 2003, I received news that changed my life forever: I was diagnosed with melanoma.

It all started in November 2002. My partner Eric and I were sitting in our family room, watching TV and cuddling with our cats Mulder and Tabby. My feet were up on the ottoman. Eric looked over at me and remarked, "What's that on your foot?"

On the bottom of my foot was a small purplish mark, what Eric described as something that looked like a blood blister. We kept an eye on the mark and when it didn't go away and, in fact, grew larger, I went to the doctor who recommended excising the lesion. I agreed to do so and in April 2003, I went under the scalpel and had the lesion removed. Five days later, my doctor called with the news that the lesion had tested positive for melanoma.

I was shocked yet grateful for many reasons. Shocked to find out that I had cancer at the age of 39. Grateful because Eric had spotted the lesion and mentioned it to me. Truth be told, had he not spotted the lesion, it's most likely that I would not be typing this post right now. You see, the lesion was on the bottom of what is a club foot. A foot that has undergone numerous surgeries over the years. One surgery, back in the late 1960s/early 1970s, involved the fusion of my ankle. Because my ankle is fused, I cannot see the bottom of my foot without the aid of a mirror. Had Eric not spotted the lesion and mentioned it to me, who knows how long it would have been before I learned of the lesion's existence.

I was fortunate because the melanoma was in its very earliest stages. No further treatment, no radiation, no chemo, was needed. Nonetheless, finding out that I had cancer gave me a much needed kick in the ass. I began reflecting on my life and the dreams I had forgotten or neglected. Key among those dreams was writing.

So I decided to pursue my writing anew and what a whirlwind it has been! I enrolled in Rosemont College's new MFA in creative writing program, graduating in May 2007. I had a few stories published, wrote a play and a novel, and got a freelance job as an arts and entertainment journalist for Edge Publications. It's been lots of had work yet incredibly gratifying. At last, that longtime dream of being a writer is reality.

Flash forward to July 2004. I was out in Las Vegas for my brother's wedding. While there, I bonded with my brother's longtime best friend and his wife. One night, we ran into each other in a mall and went to get something to drink and snack on in a dessert cafe. It was an amazing experience to bond with them and to share with them my experience and how it changed my life.

Flash forward to September 2008. Last night, I had a call from my aforementioned brother who filled me in on the latest happenings in his life. He then shared some news about his friend. A few months ago, his friend went in for a haircut and his barber noticed a mark on his head, right by his hairline. My brother's friend went to his doctor and soon got the news that he has melanoma. I was floored when my brother told me this, stunned by the irony and humbled by the fact that my cancer was caught early. You see, unlike me, my brother's friend didn't get good news. He is in stage 4, the final stage of melanoma. My heart breaks for him, for his family, for his friends. And I feel incredibly grateful that I was given a second chance at life, humbled anew by the chances given me.